One of my past times revamped. I call it paradise found.

Okay, I'm not going to beat around the bush here.  There's one specific topic we all know I like to talk about. In my family it comes up during every holiday. Heck, I am pretty sure I brought up my bowels during one of these blog posts.

Forget about sliced bread, the below photos show what might very well be - the greatest invention. Period.

I've always been pretty baffled by the idea of the bidet. I think it's a natural question for Americans though, since we don't usually have access to them. To be honest, since I've gotten to the Middle East, there has been a separate bowl in each of my bathrooms. Yet, for months, I have not used them. I wasn't sure:  Are they just for women? Which direction do you sit? Do you even sit? Do you use soap? Or just blast away with the water? Then what, do you hop back over to the regular bowl?
Another problem is that I don't know who I should ask these questions.

But - now that's all changed!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - NOW APPEARING IN THE CENTER RING! CAST YOUR EYES ON WHAT MAY TRULY BE KNOWN AS THE PORCELAIN GODDESS!  MAY I PRESENT TO YOU

THE PRESSURE WASHER!

Okay, right now it looks just like a normal Clark Kent toilet bowl.

Butt, all you do is reach back to that white knob on the right side and..SUPERMAAAAAN!

Splish, Splash you'll be taking a bath!

The pressure is controlled by you, so it's as gentle or as 'evasive' as you prefer. I did a test run (fully clothed) and it shot a stream of water all the way across the room!

The bad news is that my 'home base' hotel does not have this.

I'm going to special order one and plumb it into our next house!